Okay, now that I’ve sufficiently bored you with context, let’s get to why you’re reading this – my dad’s dong.ĭad and I had just finished a round of golf. The pools were amazing, and they even allowed toplessness, which is never a bad thing for these eyes.Īlso, I saw the Beatles’ Cirque du Soleil show, which was really the best thing I’ve ever witnessed live. So, I guess it’s not the ideal place for me to visit. Like they’re trying too hard.”īut hey, I’m not a gambler, I don’t care about sports, and I don’t often go to nightclubs. I remember walking around our hotel, which is considered one of the nicest on the strip, and thinking, “This still looks wrong to me. But even the nice places seem gaudy to me. Don’t get me wrong, there’s a lot to do – golfing, gambling, shows, restaurants, etc. I would share with my mom and dad, and Dana and Al would get the other room. My sister and her boyfriend flew out from New York which meant we really only needed two rooms. My mom had a conference out there for work, and she invited the whole family. If That Shirt Bounces Any Higher, I’m Going to See… Shit – It Just Went Higher I didn’t feel like this would be an ongoing series where I relayed constant anecdotes about dad’s privates. And I’m pretty familiar with it.Īfter the story I’m about to share where I saw my father’s dick, I was reminded of a second story involving my father and his penis. So, it’s not like I could draw it from memory or anything. I sort of remember taking a shower with him and noticing it, but it’s kind of fuzzy. Hmm… I guess I remember seeing once as a little kid. If pressed, I supposed I would have answered something like you, which is: Up until about a month ago, I was right there with you. Not because of the subject matter, but because you can’t quite remember a time when this happened. When is the last time you saw your father naked? I’m going to bet, for most of you, this is not an easy question to answer.

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